I wrote my first syllogism today:
The basement floods whenever it rains
In the spring it rains a lot
Therefore, the basement floods a lot in the spring
But such is life, kitties, wouldn’t you say?
(They don’t always talk, but sometimes they do.)
There’s food on the deck when the rain settles down
And water in the wagons when the sun comes out
Puddles in the driveway, pine trees in the puddles
Galileo praying by the light of the moon.